Pete Hegseth's Joke Archives - Harvard Political Review

Hegseth’s War on Peace

Tristan Martinez - May 9, 2026

Pete Hegseth has waged one illegal war after another, leaving civilians dead from the Caribbean to the Middle East.

Hegseth’s War on Accountability

Tristan Martinez - April 14, 2026

By gutting oversight, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is making the military answer to him, not the Constitution.

Hegseth’s War on Merit

Tristan Martinez - March 31, 2026

On Jan. 14, 2025, future Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth vowed to be “laser-focused on lethality, meritocracy, warfighting, accountability, and readiness.” Fifteen days later...