My fellow Americans… check out the HPR’s interactive Obama mad libs below! Enter the words in each category, hit submit, and scroll down to see Obama’s latest masterpiece of presidential oratory.
BARACK OBAMA
My fellow Americans, It is with great pride that I stand before you today, for only in COUNTRY could the son of a woman from PLACE and a man from EXOTIC PLACE grow up to be TITLE .
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.I am here this day to address the subject of CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT . I am not the first president to address this issue, but I am determined to be the ORDINAL NUMBER .
Now let me be clear. There are those who say that we must choose between GOOD THING and GOOD THING . But I reject the false choice between OBVIOUS TRADEOFF . Make no mistake–In the middle of the worst crisis since CATACLYSMIC EVENT , we cannot afford to maintain the failed policies of the past NUMBER (8) years. Make no mistake. The status quo is no longer an option. Today I say to you, I am ready to listen to your ideas to solve this unprecedented crisis.
As Abraham Lincoln once said, our country is only as strong as its MAJOR POLICY INITIATIVE . Let me be clear; I do not blame my predecessor for BAD EVENT , BAD EVENT , and BAD EVENT . I did, however, inherit the worst crisis since APOCALYPTIC EVENT . The unprecedented strain these events have placed on CRUCIAL ELECTORAL SWING GROUP are clear throughout the country. So know this: OBVIOUS TAUTOLOGY .
Now, let me be clear. This will not happen in a matter of SMALL UNIT OF TIME (plural) , or even SLIGHTLY LARGER PERIOD OF TIME (plural) .
This is our chance to answer that OFFICE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE . This is our moment. This is our time — to put our people back to work and enact MASSIVE GOVERNMENT PROGRAM for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that while we breathe, we live, and where we are met with BAD FEELING , and BAD FEELING , and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: CORPORATE SLOGAN .
God Bless COUNTRY!
My fellow Americans, It is with great pride that I stand before you today, for only in COUNTRY could the son of a woman from PLACE and a man from EXOTIC PLACE grow up to be TITLE .
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.I am here this day to address the subject of CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT . I am not the first president to address this issue, but I am determined to be the ORDINAL NUMBER .
Now let me be clear. There are those who say that we must choose between GOOD THING and GOOD THING . But I reject the false choice between OBVIOUS TRADEOFF . Make no mistake–In the middle of the worst crisis since CATACLYSMIC EVENT , we cannot afford to maintain the failed policies of the past NUMBER (8) years. Make no mistake. The status quo is no longer an option. Today I say to you, I am ready to listen to your ideas to solve this unprecedented crisis.
As Abraham Lincoln once said, our country is only as strong as its MAJOR POLICY INITIATIVE . Let me be clear; I do not blame my predecessor for BAD EVENT , BAD EVENT , and BAD EVENT . I did, however, inherit the worst crisis since APOCALYPTIC EVENT . The unprecedented strain these events have placed on CRUCIAL ELECTORAL SWING GROUP are clear throughout the country. So know this: OBVIOUS TAUTOLOGY .
Now, let me be clear. This will not happen in a matter of SMALL UNIT OF TIME (plural) , or even SLIGHTLY LARGER PERIOD OF TIME (plural) .
This is our chance to answer that OFFICE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE . This is our moment. This is our time — to put our people back to work and enact MASSIVE GOVERNMENT PROGRAM for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that while we breathe, we live, and where we are met with BAD FEELING , and BAD FEELING , and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: CORPORATE SLOGAN .
God Bless COUNTRY!
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